Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re probably aware that the United States’ federal government is lurching toward an unabashed oligarchy, with the Trump
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Elon’s Bizarre Behavior Is Killing Tesla’s Sales
Tesla Tank Tesla sales are falling off a cliff in key markets around the world — as its CEO Elon Musk continues working overtime to
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FBI Agents Investigating UFOs Afraid They’re About to Be Fired by Trump
Scully Duggery Amid a looming purge of anti-loyalists, FBI agents who’ve been investigating mysterious sightings in the sky — wait, did anybody just faintly hear
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Island Littered With Debris After Elon Musk’s Starship Explodes Overhead
On the British islands of Turks and Caicos, residents and tourists have been left to deal with the aftermath of SpaceX’s Starship explosion, which rained
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Elon Musk Says Naming Specific Government Workers Is Illegal, After Doing Exactly That Himself
Elon Musk is really, really mad that journalists at Wired revealed the names of a cohort of extremely young engineers he’s tasked with firing federal employees,
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Official Warns That Elon Musk Is Poised to Kill “Thousands, If Not Hundreds of Thousands” of People
Unelected official Elon Musk continues to make waves throughout the federal government and beyond, siccing his menagerie of Gen Z minions on the Census Bureau and
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