Apethony Hopkins Elder statesman of the silver screen Anthony Hopkins appears to be getting into crypto and NFTs — but there may be a deeper
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The Environment Is Saved! We’re Putting Trees on the Blockchain
Good news, everyone! Climate change is now CANCELED — thanks to an ingenious plot to put trees on the blockchain. We’re obviously joking, but one
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In Very Classy Move, Coinbase Is Withdrawing Job Offers From People Who Already Accepted Them
Nevermind! Nothing inspires investor confidence during an economic crisis quite like rescinding job offers, as Coinbase may soon learn. In an update about what was
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Creator of “Stablecoin” That Crashed to Zero Says It’s Creating a New One
Terra Squirma The dust hasn’t even settled from the Terra stablecoin’s meteoric crash, but the people behind it are already trying to make a new
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Florida Man Horrified When NFTs He Bought Because Floyd Mayweather Told Him to Crater in Value
KO! After spending $12,000 on Floyd Mayweather-endorsed NFTs that are now worthless, one Florida man is having major buyer’s remorse. Tyler, a 35-year-old Miami man,
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New Crypto Backed by “America’s Most Stable Asset”: Cans of AriZona Iced Tea
Drink Up Throughout the ups and downs of the American economy, one thing has been astonishingly constant: the price of AriZona Iced Tea drinks, which
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