Elon’s Theory SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk thinks he knows who created Bitcoin — and it’s definitely not him. The billionaire meme thief took
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Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Accept Dogecoin for Merch, Crypto Prices Spikes
Doge Addict Dogecoin prices spiked on Tuesday after newly-annointed Time Magazine Person of the Year Elon Musk announced that Tesla would be accepting the crypto
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Tolkien’s Estate Shuts Down “Lord of the Rings” Cryptocurrency
And My Blockchain In what may be the hardest block of the most entertaining pun we’ve ever heard, JRR Tolkien’s estate has shut down a
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McDonald’s Created a McRib NFT Because We Live in Hell
McRib NFT McDonald’s has announced that the McRib is back — kind of. In a tiring display of late-stage capitalism, the burger chain announced that
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Biden Secretly Considering First-Ever White House “Crypto Czar”
Crypto Czar It’s only a matter of time before the government takes a more hands-on role when it comes to cryptocurrency. The latest push for
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Hamster Trades Cryptocurrencies, Outperforms Warren Buffett
Spin the Wheel Hamsters are typically boring (though adorable) pets parents buy their kids in lieu of a dog or cat. However, one hamster is
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