California has finally done it. For the first time in six years, the “glory hole” has been activated, CBS News reports. Please, people. There’s no
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Government Hires Crackpot to “Study” Nonexistent Link Between Vaccines and Autism
Despite a mountain of scientific evidence concluding there’s no link between autism and vaccines, noted anti-vaccine figure and health secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. is trying
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Musk Says Government Will “Go After” Tesla Critics
Recent waves of Tesla protests and vandalism have made clear the growing discontent among US taxpayers of all stripes. While Elon Musk and Donald Trump
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Scientists Puzzled by Giant Ancient Life Forms
Scientists are suggesting there may be a brand new type of life — or, at least, that one existed back in the day. In a
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Top Treasury Official Caught With Public Venmo Transaction for “Eggplant Emoji”
One of the men in charge of running America’s money had a Venmo account so public that reporters were able to track his payments going back
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New “Brain Cleaning” Technique Improves Memory in Aging Mice
A team of researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis has found that accelerating the brain’s waste removal system could have tremendous
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